Beer pong revisited

Now I haven't played beer pong like this in years. We actually called in Beruit and the rules were different so any time I play a game that involves throwing ping pong balls at 6-10 cups I call it beer pong. And I'll get into that another time if necessary.

But this beerpong was for charity. My friends and I arrived and found a girl claiming to be the one collecting the money. She said it was 10 dollars per person, or 15 for 2 of us. There was 3 of us so she charged us 20. Helluva deal. Got signed up for the game, playing with a buddy who's admits to me he's terrible and hasn't played in forever. Had about 4 beers before it was our turn to play. Which was very much what I needed to get ready for this. It turned out I had a total chemical flash back as did my partner The dude. The dude can barely see, but was just draining shots. The guys we played first were the "reigning champs" and were letting us know about it. They "WON FIVE IN A ROW", and I understood after the first time they said it, but it was further impressed upon me each successive declaration. I was really surprised we won. But like I said The Dude was just on fire. I made a couple and we ended up winning by 2 cups.

Bravo us, next game challengers wanted to change sides. Being strangers at this Charity pong tournament we obliged, not knowing if that was customary or not. Second game after getting a little more hammered I was able to turn it on and fire in some clutch shots, making the same cup as the Dude, which apparently is a good thing.

I really liked the 3rd game because the girl we were playing decided to try and use her cleavage to distract us. (I really love this tactic of defense, btw) But ladies let me tell you something, when using your cleavage as a distraction do not put them right over the cups. And Fellas, if they do that, shoot at their cleavage. The 4th game cleavage girl came over to our side and was trying to distract our opponents. I put her over on the side so that she wasn't drawing ping pong balls into the cups.

After the fifth game I realized cleavage girl was looking significantly hotter than I remembered her being and that this was probably do to winning each of the five games by a small margin. The Dude and I decided to retire on top and took our leave of the table. Found our third friend who was smashed said good bye to the new friends( one of which looked so much liked me I told everyone we were cousins) and booked it.

The feeling of victory lasted until Saturday morning when I had to hammer nails and use a power saw with a hang over. LOUD NOISES.