Wednesday, March 17, 2010

St. Patrick's Day at Fado

I really LOVE day drinking. Starting the day with a traditional Irish breakfast of 2 eggs 2 bangers 2 rashers 2 of each black and white pudding 2 tomato wedges 2 pieces of potato bread and a side of mushrooms was way too much but entirely necessary to sustain the festivities for an entire party event like today. Guiness in the morning is pretty damn stellar. And As the sky lightened warming up the courtyard the party began to fill up and come alive.

There was an Irish Jig contest based on style and stamina. They went for about 2 and a half hrs and the guy and girl who lasted till the end both won Music Fest wrist bands, but the girl Brittany was incredibly easy on the eyes and super fun to have bouncing around for 2 and a half hours while we cheered and drank. A group of girls were standing near by and discussing whether her tits were real or not, and they deferred to me for expertise. Its really fun to drunkenly ogle a girl with other girls. Consensus was: They're fake but well done and not too big, but very nice and didn't move too much with the jigging. I swooped in to ask her out after she won the contest, but found out her boyfriend was one of the guys who dropped out after an hour or so. I totally could have taken him but I pretty much felt like I could have taken on a city bus at the time.

I have to admit that leaving the pub at 10, I dabbled in a bit of performance enhancing substances (5hr energy) So I could show up peppy at work, but I was feeling .... AMAZING is really the best way to describe it. Got to maintain through the rest of the day until I can get some Irish Car Bombs in my belly.

Sláinte